Pinckney Panther Journal April 1, 2000
Staff Meeting Picture
The Pinckney computer club has fallen upon a picture from the last staff meeting.
Take a look.
You will be suprised what they did that day.
April Follies Announcement
Due to Mr. Immel's Pink Eye, Mrs. Spradlin will sing his solo for the Foundation Follies.
Harry Potter Exposé
Harry Potter has been found to be a real person. Unlike J. K. Rowling's ideal biography, Harry was a scoundrel in school. He uses his magical powers to forge money. He also enjoys stealing hotel sweets, walls and all, as a hobby.
Voldemort is a fictional character created by Ms. Rowling to make Harry the hero. Any young children frightened to sleep in their own room because of hearing the Harry Potter books, should be promptly told of this fact.
Please call 100-1111 if you have seen anyone by this description:
- Young man
- Black, untidy hair
- Broomstick contacts
- Wearing K-State University clothing
- Assistant Proffessor at KU
History
- Thomas Jefferson didn't write the Declaration of Independence, King George III did. He E-mailed them to Thomas J.
- William Clark didn't go on the journey to the Louisiana Territory, instead, Louis brought Clarks mother.
- George Washington was not the first presedent under the new constitution, Bob Dole was.
- Thomas Edison was not the inventor of the working light bulb, Little Miss Muffet was.
- The Bill of Rights was stolen by Harry Potter years ago and has never been recovered.(please read Harry Potter Exposé)
My Pen
My pen is a frog, My pen is a frog, it jumps high, it jumps high!!!!!!!! It could beat up any pen, It could beat up any pen, by jumping on it, by jumping on it!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is just in.
The Pinckney School in Lawrence, KS just got attacked by aliens. There will be no school for the rest of the year. The students responses are YIPEEEEEE No school.
April Fools from the Pinckney Computer Club
Thank you for your time
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